Seriously, this crap is out of control. My inbox is flooded with offers for miracle cures. How am I supposed to filter all this junk mail? It's making me nuts.

• I just want get a actual email for once.
• Hopefully one day this will stop.
• {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm resigned to deleting spam all day long.

Ugh, These Emails

My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.

• I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
• There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
• Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.

I'm So Sick Of Your Fucking Spam Emails

Seriously, way too much is simply ridiculous. Every day I get flooded with your stupid advertisements for things I don't even need. I've attempted to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a deaf ear. At this point, I'm just ready to explode.

• This has gone too far.
• Learn some respect for people's time.
• You've been warned.

Shut Down This Junk You Goddamn Pieces Of Shit

Listen up, you bunch of morons. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to get the hell out here. I'm tired with your garbage to scam/con/trick me.

You think you're so clever click here sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a pack of pathetic fools. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So consider yourself warned.

• Leave me alone
• This is useless to me

Stop It Right Now, You Spamming Bastards!

Listen up, you sleazeballs! Your unwanted emails are clogging up inboxes and irritating people. We've had enough of your garbage. This is your final warning to quit this. Keep sending that nonsense, and we'll be forced to take you to court. Understand? You better believe it.

Drop Dead With Your Spammy Texts

You think you're so clever, sending out your bullshit to every stupid person you can find. But guess what, jerk? I have no time for your lies. Get a real job or go outside already.

• Get Lost With Your Stupid Messages
• I give a damn
• Get a real job or find a hobby already.